John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Billy Joel - Vienna
Ummm no roomies is nice for like a good day but then its lonely and its times like this where I need someone to tell me that 9:45 is too early for bed on a Friday night
Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)
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