Marty Party

Marty Party. 20. And if you're having a party, you better make it a Marty Party

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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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Billy Joel

—Vienna

feelthecold:

Billy Joel - Vienna

Ummm no roomies is nice for like a good day but then its lonely and its times like this where I need someone to tell me that 9:45 is too early for bed on a Friday night

Phuck Fysics

Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.

—F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)

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